SHIPWRECKED Irishman was overjoyed when a beautiful, wet-suited woman
emerged from a small boat which had washed up on the island where he had
been stranded for ten years.

The woman approached him and said, "Tell me, how long has it been since
you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replied the Irishman.

With that, the woman unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the sleeve of her
wetsuit, and pulled out a packet of cigarettes. The Irishman took one, lit
it, and through a cloud of smoke beamed, "That's so good. I'd almost
forgotten how great a smoke can be."

"And how long has it been since you had a drop of good Irish whisky?" asked
the woman.

Trembling, the Irishman replied, "Ten years."

The woman unzipped another pocket, removed a flask and handed it to the
who took a long drink.

'Nectar of the gods," exclaimed the Irishman. 'truly fantastic."

At this point the woman started to unzip the front of her wet suit, and
asked the trembling man, "And how long has it been since you played

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Sweet
Jesus. Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there as well."