1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go
to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk."

What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed
and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself
with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World.
If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these
questions????? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany. (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail.
The pilot, realizing that the last remaining
engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane
fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between
East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in
"no man's land"?

Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone
from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said,
"Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London
to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get
off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people get off and five
people get on.
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive
at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?
It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" and hope they do
better than you did.