A radio show, in which members of a team were asked to give their idea for a collective noun to describe a group of prostitutes,came up with;

'A jam of tarts' from the TV chef,

The Conductor of the London Symphony Orchestra suggested 'a flourish of strumpets',

The Poet Laureate 'an anthology of pro's' ,

but the Lord Chief Justice won the competition with 'a firm of solicitors'

I still think it is extremely good, some lesser mortals may not see the puns straight away!! love Mum